CBS All Access, which we can all agree is a terrible name for a service, will be dropping said terrible name to become Paramount+, beginning on March 4.
In this new promotional spot, we see a cavalcade of charaters from CBS and Viacom climbing toward the top of "Paramount Mountain," which is seen in the Paramount logo. The group includes Spock and Pike from Star Trek: Discovery, Beavis & Butthead, Jeff Probst, Gayle King, Tom Selleck from Blue Bloods, Simone Missick of All Rise, the Paw Patrol gang, James Corden, Dora the Explorer, coach Bill Cowher, and yep, Snooki.
"Live sports. Breaking news. A mountain of entertainment."
And thankfully, a new name, complete with a "+" so we all know it's a streaming service.
A few hours after that first clip was released, we got a second bit of adventure on Paramount Mountain, and this time Dora takes charge.
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