10 best Halloween jokes that will have you ROFL
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Jack-o'-lantern can be seen in front of a restaurant in the Old Town of Krakow.Although more and more Poles have been celebrating Halloween for several years, celebrating this holiday is more associated with selling pumpkins and costumes for children in chain stores, decorating some shop windows and restaurants, and often with themed parties in bars and clubs.As Halloween is not part of the Polish tradition, it is not really celebrated and only a few people will dress up on this day and join the party in big cities, including tourists and foreign students.On Sunday, October 30, 2022, in Krakow, Lesser Poland Voivodeship, Poland. (Photo by Artur Widak/NurPhoto via Getty Images)With days to go for October 31 2025, the internet is already filled with chuckles. Memes bordering the edge of the world, causing people to fall on the ground in hysterics, are multiplying like a forest fire and the favorite Halloween puns are banging us like a head against the wall, telling us that Halloween isn't about scares, either - it's also about a plentiful share of jokes.
Here are some of the best Halloween jokes of all time
Halloween isn’t a parade of masks and sweets; it also drapes the night with an invitation to laugh. Whether it’s a groan‑inducing pun or a spooky one‑liner, a handful of Halloween jokes still manage to elicit chuckles from party‑goers and trick‑or‑treaters. Below lies a hand‑picked batch of side‑splitting jokes that capture the holiday’s vibe.
Take a look at these standout Halloween jokes - each one primed to crack you up:
1. What's a vampire's favorite food?
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