Roseanne Barr mocks ABC in her return to standup: "I ain’t dead b*tches"

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Andrew Dice Clay introduced the former Roseanne star's recent surprise performance at the Laugh Factory Las Vegas. “Dear ABC, when you asked me back to once again bail out your shit, f*ckin’, low-rated network, I did so with the same vigor I’ve always rocked, and I delivered you the highest ratings you’ve had in ten f*cking years,” she said to applause. “At the first sign of controversy, you killed me off with a drug overdose. But you know what, I ain’t dead b*tches.”