How long have Outer Banks characters gone without showering?

The Ringer

"Outer Banks, a perfect show on Netflix about treasure-hunting miscreant teenagers, is a lot like a can of Pringles: it is sleek, it is shiny, and once you pop, you will have no option but to watch the entire season in one sitting," says Jodi Walker. "Whether you’re a teenager, a 30-year-old, or a 30-year-old playing a teenager on Netflix’s Outer Banks, if you have watched Season 2 of this show, then it is most likely that you watched all 10 episodes over the course of a single weekend. Over the course of that same weekend, you perhaps took one to two, or maybe even three or four showers, depending on how active you were, how bored you were, or how many sewer drains you had to wade through in search of a lost murder weapon …But over the course of one weekend, the average Outer Banks teen will take no showers. They will take negative showers. The Outer Banks teens do not shower." ALSO: The 15 stages of watching Outer Banks Season 2.