There's something for everyone on TV tonight, as a reality behemoth shares the field with a sports star, a crazed Floridian, an obsessed media tycoon, a scheming family, and the corrupting influence of Hollywood. And that's just the preview for Keeping up with the Kardashians. From Sunday Night Football to Succession, here are the today's highlights:
SEASON PREMIERE: Hard to believe, but Keeping Up With the Kardashians is now in its seventeenth season. And just as amazingly, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendal, Kris, and Kanye continue finding ways to keep the drama coming. In the season opener, Kris fights back against twenty years of O.J. Simpson rumors, while Kim worries she might have lupus. 9:00 PM ET on E!
SPORTS: That's right, it's the return of Sunday Night Football on NBC. Tonight, the Pittsburgh Steelers play the New England Patriots at Gillete Stadium. With the Pats returning after a sixth Super Bowl win, tying Pittsburgh's record, it'sa good bet that everyone on the field will have something to prove. 5:15 PM ET on NBC
NEW EPISODE: Krystal goes on a spiritual quest after coming down with an aviary illness in On Becoming a God in Central Florida. Meanwhile, a series of classic motivational tapes get's Cody thinking about change. 10:00 PM ET on Showtime
NEW EPISODE: Logan doubles down on his PGM buyout attempt on Succession, but accomplices Connor, Shiv, and Roman fail to stick to the plan. Meanwhile, Kendall embarks on a drug-fueled evening, inadvertently playing his own part in the acquisition dream. 9:00 PM ET on HBO
NEW EPISODE: Joanie's business trip takes a violent turn on The Affair. Meanwhile, Noah realizes Sasha's relationship with Helen is developing, even as he juggles Sasha's notes on his script. 9:00 PM ET on Showtime
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