Late-night hosts have fun roasting "Space Cowboy" Jeff Bezos' brief trip to outer space

The New York Times

“Here’s how I know it’s not important — I hosted the last one of these, OK? For (Richard) Branson," joked Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. Anthony Anderson, guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!, said at the top of his monologue: "Bald Lightyear went to space and back this morning. Today millions of people all over the world looked up and said: ‘Wow, that thing sure looks like a penis.’ And that’s because… That thing did look like a penis.” On The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon said of Bezos' trip: “You know you’re rich when you put that on and everyone who works for you goes, ‘Oh, it looks great. Yeah. You’re a man of the people, just going to space.' He looks like a mash-up between Buzz Lightyear and Woody: Two for one.”