If TV is in the midst of the "Golden Age of Male Nudity," why are so many actors using prosthetic penises?

Mel Magazine

"It sure has been a good year for d*cks on the big (and little) screen," says Magdalene Taylor. "We’ve got Sebastian Stan’s talking c*ck in Pam & Tommy, the barrage of baby makers in Minx and Kid Cudi’s comically gigantic member in X. While Season Two of Euphoria didn’t offer quite as much hog as the first, it still delivered a respectable amount of schlong. And Just Like That… showed dong, too, despite it never having made an appearance in Sex and the City. And over the summer, we saw Steve Zahn full frontal in White Lotus. Except, of course, we didn’t actually see Steve Zahn’s d*ck. Nor did we see Sebastian Stan’s, or Minx’s Taylor Zakhar Perez’s, or Kid Cudi’s, or really any notable d*ck belonging to any notable person. It’s all been fake — and frankly, I’m tired of it! It’s time Hollywood gives the people what they want: Some real, honest, authentic celebrity PENIS!"