Ken Jeong made a splashy (remote) entrance on Ellen today, dancing in on puppet legs before offering his personal reviews of his devoted fans' inexplicable tattoos of his face.
His main critique was their choice of location. "I'm angry that I'm on a calf," he joked of one tattoo's furious expression. "I don't like being on the back of a leg. It does upset me. I should be on the front of a leg. That's just the way I roll."
He did, however, think that he fits naturally on a foot, and that his face is "acceptable on a delt."
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