Kristen Stewart and Coldplay Headline an All-New Saturday Night Live

Today's highlights include a fresh installment of Saturday Night Live, College Football, a new HBO comedy special, and some spectral investigations in The City By the Bay. Here's what's new and noteworthy this Saturday:

NEW EPISODE: Thumb war champion Kristen Stewart returns to Saturday Night Live, with musical guest Coldplay. 11:30 PM ET / 8:30 PM PT on NBC

SPORTS: Fox's primetime College Football matchup pits Oregon against Southern California at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. 8:00 PM ET on FOX

COMEDY SPECIAL: After Scottish comedian (and Conan regular) Daniel Sloss' last comedy special dropped on Netflix, it reportedly led to the breakup of 34,000 couples. Can the brutally honest comic top that feat in Daniel Sloss: X, his HBO debut? Watch the preview. 10:00 PM ET on HBO

MADE FOR TV MOVIE: Cate (Fuller House's Jodie Sweetin) is the head of the Merry & Bright Candy Cane Company. When she meets Gabe (Andrew W. Walker), a consultant hired to squeeze the company's profit, the two of them uncover unseen assets between the balance sheets. Watch the preview. 8:00 PM ET on Hallmark

ALSO TONIGHT

• Ghost Adventures investigates a San Francisco castle haunted by a female spirit. 9:00 PM ET on The Travel Channel
• Crazy, Stupid, Love stars Steve Carell (The Morning Show) as newly a divorced man getting romantic advice from Ryan Gosling in HBO's Saturday night movie. 8:00 PM ET on HBO
• Live PD heads out for another night on patrol in the cities of America. 9:00 PM ET on A&E

Mike Attebery is Senior Editor at Primetimer and the author of seven mystery thrillers. Follow him on Twitter at @mikeattebery.